Halloween has to be one of the most disappointing annual events
once one transitions past the "your too old to be trick or treating" stage
in life.  For the past several years I have just ignored the Halloween
season in an attempt to avoid getting reminded of how cool Halloween
used to be. In a since Halloween was a huge power trip. Being young
and eligible for trick or treating gave us the power to get total strangers
to decorate there yards as scary as they could, carve pumpkins,
sometime dress up themselves and give us candy. It sounds silly when
you break it down but thats the way it works.  But when you lose that
youth, usually around the time you really start to appreciate the power
you have its taken away by none other than the people that seems to
blindly serve you.
It is for this reason I decided to not sulk over the lost privileges of my
youth and take Halloween back. I thought long and hard, nearly taking
up all of my Friday afternoon 15 minute break. I simply put some of my
normal year round past times together with the overly abundant
trademarks of this season, pumpkins. The formula was simple. 4X4 +
Guns + Pumpkins = Gourd Carnage. I named my new Halloween event
Night of The Pumpkin Destruction.

Below are links to a few graining low quality video clips of the first annual
Night of the Pumpkin Destruction.
I went out of my way this year to do the typical suburbanite Halloween
house setup. Pumpkins on the front steps, some carved others
o'natural, Autumn style lights, glowing plastic skull and a few carefully
placed candles. Compared to most any Halloween setup I can recall it
was extremely pita full, but luckily all of my neighbors pussed out and
didn't do any decorating. All in all it was worth the effort. I got a hand
full of trick or treaters (most of them piling out of cars and vans, no
doubt on their way back from some swinging Halloween neighborhoods).

Halloween 2005